Weird cab trip

haha another pictureless post, please bear with me.

I took a cab last night from NTU, and the cab driver was desperately trying to talk to me to me to stay awake.

He then explained that his radio had broken down and the cab driving was getting really boring.

from his tone of voice it sounded like he was dozing off (he was driving faster and faster as if desperate to faster get me to my destination).

Friends who know me know that i hardly talk much, but i still tried to talk to the guy.

"Eh boy... you know... i've been driving from at least 30 years now.. i don't just drive cars you know..... i can drive any single kind of vehicle now...."

i wanted to ask him, ever tried flying a plane and earning a bit more money? but i kept quiet.

Then he said" you know ah... youths nowadays... always speeding... always breaking the traffic rules... no one follows the 'two second rule' anymore.. that's why always have accidents... you all must drive slowly and carefully........."

-Just as he said that, i watched him pass by a 80 speed camera with a speed of 95. hmm...-

I tried to talk to the poor guy who was struggling to keep awake. he was bragging about how his son just got married few weeks ago.

" How old is your son?" i asked.
"ya lor... and then you know... i spent 700 on the brides maker...."

the bugger wasn't even listening to me! just talking on auto pilot all the way. I tried talking/ yelling/ shouting my replies but it all had the same effect.

then more and more lectures about choosing the right and auspicious day for my future wedding, about when it is ok to have a divorce (wtf!?!?!) and about how his son's wife takes 1 hour to bathe in the shower before i finally reached home....

but haha, it can't beat the taxi driver that i heard last time that claimed he had all the different licenses from A to Z... maybe Z allows you to fly the iron man suit or sth....

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